Where was shaun?

Well we had a great new year. We went up to the lakes for our New Year Adventure and as usual we booked Nook End and arranged to smuggle the Caples in for a couple of days. We had a good old time mooching, drinking and eating. On New Years day me and Al did Fairfield and in the evening we all went to Lucys.

All was going well until Mrs Lord discovered we had more than two people in the apartment and she came around waving the brochure at me as though it was a sword screeching:

“IT ONLY SLEEPS TWO!”
Morning Mrs L….
“YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF!”
Sorry Mrs Lord they are Leaving to…”
“IT ONLY SLEEPS TWO”
Mrs Lo..
“YOUR COMMITTING FRAUD!”
Mrs Lor..
“I WANT YOU ALL TO LEAVE!”
I’ve paid for the whole wee..”
“I DONT CARE I WANT YOU OUT, Ill PHONE THE POLICE!”
“YOUR COMITTING FRAUD!”

And off she stomped, we gave her few minutes to calm down and then me and Al went to see her but she was just such a bitch. We tried to placate her over the shouts of “YOUR EVIL” “IM A WOMAN ON MY OWN” “JUST GET OUT” in the end we gave up and just left.

So we headed down to Sunny Swindon and stayed with the caples for a day or so. When we got to Swindon I was exceedingly fucked off to discover that I had left my fave jamies at loopy lords. We were going to stay all week but we felt a bit lost and confused so we decided to come home.